The Apocrypha Discordia was proposed by somebody who told or posted the idea to Steve Jackson, a long-time Discordian who at the time was running a. These Books, especially the Principia Discordia have been put on the Principia Discordia, Apocrypha Discordia, Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia. fnOrd! The Apocrypha Discordia, following Discordian tradition is, as it should be, a completely unofficial sequel to the Principia Discordia.

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The key to rooting out cabbages is in here somewhere, in case you’re interested. DrJon Swabey and published sometime in the 21st century the date on the document saysbut we’re not going to fall for that one. What is a human being? Couldn’t you feel the muscles?

And boy, was that a noisy airplane! Lawbreaking creates the need for police, thus encouraging a police state, which is bad, children. You have to actually think, “Where did I get this coin? The garden of the King was atop a skyscraper, high above the streets below where people shuffled nervously in dull-colored coats that hid their bodies. Praise Bob, for he is Eris’ brother! Yes, this is so. Tell me what the word is-ah!

There are some very special, very talented people working on Erisiana at the present. Of course it’s easy to pick an illustration like this out of the air, but how does it apply to the dynamic between Order and Chaos in a real world situation?

You can find out more about the Bavarian Illuminati by infiltrating your local PTA or by getting a job with the insidious Snapple Corporation.

Some of the most popular and effective methods follow: The celebrants sit together at table, and order their food as normal patrons of that particular establishment. When all have eaten their fill, all celebrants rise, knock apocrrypha hands five times on the table, qpocrypha chant the following dialogue. Little did I know it was Eris using a funny voice, the bitch.


In the last few years Her presence has been quite notable in my life. While acting crazy, shout: Later these were translated into German, becoming part of Apocrypha Diskordia. There should be at least a full minute’s worth of text when read aloud. What ‘ s Discordianism? The compilation by Discordian historian Adam Gorightly contains many early Discordian documents, some of them lost for decades until Gorightly published the collection largely gained from Robert Newport.

The gerbil will, if thrown correctly, impact with the victim’ s forehead at a velocity exceeding 5,mph.

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But Eris, who had filled the Discordian, just laughed and threw pop tarts at them and danced out of the room and giggled, “You can’t tell a goddess how to behave”. There were many bugs in the garden, and they did buzz. It was translated into German as Apocrypha Diskordia [16] and because of it DrJon with Adam Gorightly were chosen to write an “outroduction” to a hardback edition of Principia Discordia.

One good way to do this is the Paper Clip Sacrifice. And how does life follow from this? Discordians are like the pieces of meat in the Butcher’s shop visited by the Zen Monk. Little editing was needed. Leave packages around the Rally site. All the meanings listed are our own interpretations only and not to be taken as canon or anything. And do the stars not exist beyond the solid blue of the sky?

Your notification has been sent Lulu Staff has apocrhpha notified of a possible violation of the terms of our Membership Agreement. Actually, THEY don’t mask their identity, some aneristic organization that shall remain nameless The Bavarian Illuminati is dressing them up in clothes and trying to pass them off as human.


Retrieved discirdia February This is your score; add it to discotdia previous score. A blameless, guiltless and subtle method of gracefully driving people out of their minds. Was Gregory Hill just another pseudonym? Is mankind finished or in process? Great Bear of Wall Street? If you are not the copyright holder or its agent and if the content is clearly infringing the copyright of a well-known work, please select “Infringes a well-known work” from the dropdown menu.

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Especially if it falls on a Friday! You are a loon, Eristotle.

Other Discordian works Edit Discordia!: San Xiscordia features a clothing brand called Eris, and several mentions of the number Y’all listen close now, brothers, sisters and children of Our Lady! The name of this age is Bureaucracy, and for most men it lasts until the moment of death.

Get packages passed around everywhere like a giant game of Hot Potato. Do not pass this letter around. The first goal was to re-build an illusion in which prisoners could have harmonicas, but that was soon discarded as foolish and a strong case of Missing the Point, but the Goddess corrected Pope Leo and now he just wants to relax and Get Enlightened some more. At least they found the discordiq of making money.